The Black White Syndrome

I have a disease and it's incurable... it's going to stay with me for a lifetime and the more I try to delve into it the more it gets worst! The name of this disease is "The Black White Syndrome"; it's extremely rare and dangerous but not at all contagious. It eventually kills, your social life and your circle of friends and your circle of relatives to probably the barest minimum if you're extremely lucky or to none if you're not! I know only 1 or 2 people with this disease, I used to think that this is a good thing when it started out. Now as this poison has spread and started showing the symptoms; I'm starting to think that I'm going to end up most probably psyched. The reason I call it a disease is because other people are fine and it seems to affect only me! Explaining it a little bit is going to be a hope to find a cure or to find the strength to live with it.

Let's start at the beginning, not when there was light but my humble little diseased beginning. The black white syndrome is an addiction that I chose to get into and eventually can't seem to get out of. I personally had a lot of complications and issues in my life with people because of my own hypocrisy and sort of followed the norm and went with it. So when I didn't like somebody; I never made it obvious to them, I never told anyone anything negative or hurtful about themselves on their face (I felt negative and took it out behind people's backs), I gave a very sympathetic ear to a lot of people who came to me with their problems even though i didn't feel an ounce of sympathy for them, I complimented people on stuff I didn't care about just for the heck of it, I tried to keep a lot of people happy at the same time. The result of this was that it seemed to work about 50% of the time and I was miserable the rest of the time. The relationships I had were never really deep or meaningful. Everyone was disposable basically. I definitely wasn't happy and a lot of people I was trying to make happy were actually pretending to be happy. Wow that just got really complex! Basically someone really kind showed me my erroneous ways and introduced me to this black white syndrome. I'm hooked since then, I'm happier but a lot of people aren't happy. I couldn't care less really, this is just me boasting! ;))

Well, what it really is this black white thing is that it's a state of mind. It means you view the world in 2 colors of right or wrong (white or black). It's a very hard thing for others to deal with but makes the diseased persons life a whole lot easier and better. Now if I have a problem with someone or I don't like them - I simple don't speak to them or act enthusiastic towards them. I don't compliment people unless I really feel it. I don't make friends with everyone unless they show some kind of strong trust factor. I put people to the test before trusting them information or sharing aspects of my life with them. Most people fail the test at some point and I move on; it doesn't matter. I don't see how it should matter so much; there are more than 5 or 6 billion or trillion people in the world and more being born everyday. Why does it matter if I like someone or not? There are new friends to make and new people to explore; no sweat over the ones that didn't work out. It also doesn't mean that they're necessarily bad people or something is wrong with them; it just means they don't fit in your life.

So yeah I'm well adjusted with my disease; it has its advantages and disadvantages. But i love the simplification it adds to my life.... so if you're not affected with the black white syndrome maybe you should consider it. Grey areas are not at all fun and confusion is fucking boring!

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Ass U Me

OLA! The one thing that I wanted to do incessantly was blogging and blogging I did! Honestly, i t was all happening in my mind. After a long gap and a sudden burst of energy at 2 am I am going to bring all the "crazy alone talk" to the more acceptable and understanding internet :)) The title of this post is "assume" the age old cliché about 'making an ass out of u and me' has never ever been so true as it is today. The truth stares at me and pokes me and urges me to spill the beans. You see I belong to the people industry; simply put the business of selling people to people. OMG! that makes me a sound like a pimp.... NO! I am a recruiter, my expertise is people, we find the best for the best, get you that perfect person, perfect job.... blah blah blah.... but I love this job. It has truly enriched my life. I have seen such idiots that they have set a perfect example of how-not-to-be! Since I have the ultimate privilege of observing and working closely with a lot of people and I don't like honest work; I get cheap thrills by stealing from people!

Yes, its true I think I've met some of the best people who were kind enough to teach me so much through their actions. I have stolen their knowledge, their experience, their ideas that work and applied it to my life and its awesome ;) People's mistakes tend to be more preachy than the right things they do. I also observe behavior keenly like some self proclaimed shrink that doesn't get paid. Main observation - People are always assuming. Assuming in relationships, at work, assuming about life, accidents even inanimate objects! Assuming about the future, making detailed plans for the next 4 years.... its focking crazy. Look at me getting all self righteous. But, I'm so trying not to assume, I do it too... a lot in fact. When a friend doesn't call or talk for some time it's always that she's probably pissed at me coz I probably said something I shouldn't have. How do I call her? What do I say to her? Will she talk to me? OMG forget it, I'm not calling her... she should call me. Reality -The friend was sick, needed help! I should've call her.... But I regret that now...

It gets even worse with the people that don't know how to put words to their thoughts. Everyone can express, expressing your strong opinion without offending someone is an art! It's an art everyone should and must learn, it is the most important investment of time you will ever make in your life! I had the most amazing ex- boss who would do this so so beautifully that after he spoke I was always left open mouthed... but I closed my mouth quickly and tried to steal from him too! The solution is to always put yourself in the other person's shoes and act the right way. Most of the time we are too obsessed with what we want and proving a point. Giving people the benefit of doubt, being more understanding and open about your true feelings will definitely make more friends and people will flock you like bees to honey. Then you pick n choose haha! But the point is investing time and effort in those relationships that have "apparently" cracked. Is it worth it? Yes it is, it pays back ten fold no twenty fold. When people turn around and change the whole world is bliss, you're at peace, you feel amazing, OMG this is amazing I think we discovered to solution to the world crisis. STOP ASSUMING NOW! Communicate more.... communicate openly, share your fun and amazing true inner self with people, it's a whole new world waiting to open to you! :D :D

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You Are a Celebrity – Really??

People get really nervous and shifty around me these days because they think that I will blog about them. I have repeatedly assured them that I have never written about them. I have never revealed their identities and yet they all have these terrible guilt trips about things I have written. I want to put an end to all controversies once and for all, I will surely blog about people who are interesting and you are interesting. Why do I write about you? Because I consider it to be my own special private mission to bring fame to the fameless, to bring glory to the ordinary, to give them their 15 seconds of fame and anonymity together.  I write about you because I want to make you the celebrity that you were born to be. Plus all kinds of publicity is good, so come on, be a sport. This comes from Rica's blog– It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. So I accept this task with a lot of humility and I take it very very seriously. I care about you. I really do and that’s why I want to share with the world in my own little way how very special you are. I want to publicize your special quirks, your funny habits, your wicked ways and basically how amazing it is to be involved with such entertaining people. You are the people that make my ultra boring life so entertaining and exciting. 

It’s time to share those strong opinions and ridiculous ideas. I think that most of the famous people, the celebrities, stars, actors, dance show winners, politicians are all over hyped. They are worse than the worst. They are focking hypocrites who lead double lives with no shame or guilt; they have terrible double standards and are the lowliest of low lives ever to walk planet earth. Why? Everything about them is a lie, the way they look – Seriously, If I have 12 people working on my look every day, the clothes, make-up, body, hair, I am totally sure that I would kick their asses in that department. Go visit this site and look at it carefully, you’ll totally be on board with me – www.awfulplasticsurgery.com I love this site, I go on an uncontrollable ego trip after I visit this site, they show the celebrities with their bad hair, facial hair, side boobs and the likes. Oh, they have a special section which is called ‘boobs today gone tomorrow’. Our superstars get their noses fixed, eyes fixed, bodies fixed and everything else fixed to look as beautiful and unreal as they do on screen. So, we successfully determine that they look fake.

Their lives, their very public private lives, the sagas of so called love, sex, steam and dream are wide open for us to see. There is one class of the society that has benefitted immensely from this, they owe their little bundles of money and happiness to the celebrities – these are the paparazzi, the gossip columnists, 24 hour news channels and the likes. There are so many stories out there about our dear beloved celebrities and public personalities we don’t know what to believe anymore. There is little or no truth in the apologies and the scandals, we can dig into every scandal and find a minimum of ten theories about what exactly happened. Each of these theories is nastier than the other and the sad fact is that one of them is true!

With such terrible people as public personalities I have lost all hope in celebrities. I am not an easy believer and I am not at all gullible. I feel like there are better things to do than to talk about our miserable public personalities. Let’s make celebrities out of each other, YOU are interesting with all the funny habits, embarrassing goof ups, imperfections, all put together. The biggest honour to you is that you are one hundred per cent real! You are a celebrity and people should know about you, I take it upon myself to make you famous through my writing. The reason people read this stuff is because it’s interesting, the reason any material is interesting is because the inspiration is interesting. You are my inspiration. You are truly unique and people love to read about you. So I say that instead of being shifty around me, show your true glorified self and give me an opportunity to make a celebrity out of you. Because you’re worth it!

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The Ultra Boring Life

I’ve been getting some very interesting suggestions for blogging, one of the friends suggested that I blog about my life. Seriously! Blog about my life, here is some very interesting info about me don’t even care for and so I take the pleasure of sharing it with you. I have a ridiculously boring life, for starters I have a job that I love a lot and it is extremely exciting for me. Terribly boring for others, the typical corporate stuff, clients and servicing and the lot that corporate life brings with itself. The fact that this stuff excites me says it all. Also, I feel it’s easier to blog about things you hate than about things you love, because there are always people that hate the same things as you and they read your stuff and go – way to go! If you write about things you love people go like – ‘you suck, you like stupid shit’ so I will not blog about my job because it is boring for a lot of people. But, the people at work, wow, now that is a really interesting topic and I want to make celebrities out of them, they are addictive is all I can say for now.

 

The most important part of my life, my personal life, this is terribly boring for everyone and even me sometimes. But, what to do I’m in love with my life and as they say, love is blind. I am involved with ‘cool boy’ I will call him cool boy here but he’s the exact opposite of cool ;) well needless to say this has been the same boring story for the last four years and my friends are tired of me. They say, “WTF you’re still with him, see since I’ve known you, I’ve been with 4 or 5 different people and you’re still on ‘cool boy’ wowo you need to spice up your life.” So, people’s perception of excitement and my perception of exciting is totally different.

 

I know some very few people who lead this ‘so called’ ridiculously boring life and are thoroughly satisfied. But, they are all wicked like me, we find entertainment from other people’s lives, stories, fiction and if we don’t find fiction. HELL we make up fiction.

 

Conclusion – I am an interesting wicked person but I have a boring life, so I will spare you the rant about my life and talk to you about more interesting things. Things that we hate together as we are united in hate and despise much more than in love! We are the true sadists of this century and we are proud to be so, we are called the blogging community. Bloggers I am glad I got hooked on this addiction. Greatness be with us forever!

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